Madonna wins War on Iraq

OK, so let's say you're working on a regime change. Purely hypothetical. You've taken over the capital city and are preparing to institute a new government. What should be high on the priority list? Power struggles...economic development...health care? Why bother with those non-essentials when the opportunity exists to shape intellectual property policy in the new Iraq. And who do you think is at the forefront of the copyright legislation effort? The RIAA's Hilary Rosen, of course. The Register provides more details: "With the effective collapse of the UN's food program, it's nice to see Rosen's humanitarian impulses remain untarnished by war."