I'm not particularly fond of the questions, but that shouldn't stop me from engaging them.

1. Who is your favorite celebrity?

After some thought, I have to go with Phish's Trey Anastasio, mostly because he is as unlikely a celebrity as they come. There was a picture in a recent Rolling Stone taken after Trey and Nelly (yes, that Nelly) finished playing some blackjack. Trey looks more than a little out of place, but Nelly looks like he's been Trey's friend for years. It's a beautiful thing.

2. Who is your least favorite?

Donald Rumsfeld

3. Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life?

I used to live down the street from Mark Roth, pro bowling hall of famer, still at the top of his game.

4. Would you want to be famous? Why or why not?

I wouldn't mind being a known commodity in the librarian community, but not in the media. Too much hassle.

5. If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?

In keeping with the playoff season, it's gotta be Marty Brodeur, future Hall of Fame goaltender for the one and only New Jersey Devils. Particularly, if it were the day of a Stanley Cup game 7, of course.